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This week my teaser comes from Tyger Tyger by Kersten Hamilton courtesy of NetGalley. This passage made me laugh out loud. I don't agree, of course, but it is pretty cute. From page 120:
"You know what the problem is here?" Abby said. "Old books. They've damaged your brain, Tea."
"What?"
"Those books your family is always reading. You know why they call old books literature? Because they litter up your brain, that's why."
LMAO what a funny quote! I totally disagree with it, but now non-readers have one argument they can use!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny. Definitely not true, but still amusing!
ReplyDeleteMy teaser is from The Night Villa by Carol Goodman.
That's a funny teaser! :D Although completely untrue . . .
ReplyDeleteMy teaser is from Under a War-Torn Sky by L.M. Elliot.
That teaser made me smile. It's completely untrue though, but funny all the same.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good one and brought a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the teaser!! Couldn't help but laugh out loud on that one!
ReplyDeleteThis is great! What a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteHere is mine:
http://bookwormsdinner.blogspot.com/2010/08/teaser-tuesday-august-24-2010.html
Hahaha Litter up your brain... that's too funny. My teaser is at The Crowded Leaf.
ReplyDeleteHello:
ReplyDeleteStop by my blog for a Tuesday Teaser and a review of I'd Know you Anywhere by Laura Lippman.
http://silversolara.blogspot.com
Heehee. No bad-mouthing books, I say! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog!
Oh that is a good one!! Though I'd have to sack him if he said that to me :)
ReplyDeleteHere is my Teaser Tuesday!
I wanna read this!
ReplyDeletehttp://fredasvoice.blogspot.com/2010/08/teaser_23.html
Now that sounds like someone that doesn't like to read! Thanks for the teaser.
ReplyDeleteClever teaser...I don't think there's a lick of truth to that statement though! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's cute. I love it!
ReplyDeleteFunny! Of course, I don't agree! Thanks for dropping by my blog and checking out my teaser earlier today! Here's mine: http://beltwayliterature.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/teaser-tuesday-dracula/
ReplyDeleteNot true! Old books are wonderful :)
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser! I've heard good things about this one so far. Hope you're enjoying it :)
ReplyDeleteGood one :) I have this one on my tbr list :) Happy reading!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha :D that was a good one :)
ReplyDeleteNice teaser :)
*high five*
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